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The Kitchen Virgin: Decadent (flour-less, gluten-free) Chocolate Cake!

thekitchenvirgin:

Ingredients:

12 ounces of semi-sweet Chocolate baking squares, coarsely chopped (or about 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips)

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted Butter, cut into chunks

1 1/2 cups Sugar

6 large Eggs

1 cup Cocoa powder

1/2 tsp Salt

2 tsp Vanilla

For Glaze:

4 ounces of…

(Source: paperpoppystorebywheeliewifee)

Shh… don’t tell my mom.

Shh… don’t tell my mom.

It has been 5 months and 22 days since poor Frank took a beating. I have been patiently waiting for him to be repaired. I haven’t made one peep (maybe a few quiet ones) about it taking so long. I understand that people have lives and that Frank isn’t exactly priority, but still, when someone says they’re going to do something they should do it. It isn’t even me who’s asking about Frank. It’s everyone else! Which makes me feel worse. Everyday it’s someone different and now The City is asking, “WTF?” I think my neighbors are ______ for complaining. I know he’s an eyesore! No one wants him out of the driveway more than ME. I was completely livid when I saw this notice. I said this was the last straw, but we all know that’s not true. My boundaries never seem to stay put.

It has been 5 months and 22 days since poor Frank took a beating. I have been patiently waiting for him to be repaired. I haven’t made one peep (maybe a few quiet ones) about it taking so long. I understand that people have lives and that Frank isn’t exactly priority, but still, when someone says they’re going to do something they should do it. It isn’t even me who’s asking about Frank. It’s everyone else! Which makes me feel worse. Everyday it’s someone different and now The City is asking, “WTF?” I think my neighbors are ______ for complaining. I know he’s an eyesore! No one wants him out of the driveway more than ME. I was completely livid when I saw this notice. I said this was the last straw, but we all know that’s not true. My boundaries never seem to stay put.

It’s ME

I’ve been recently told that San Diego isn’t giving me problems, I’m giving me problems. Good to know, but I don’t know what mt problems are!

So no running away just yet…

genius-idea:

Another use for the back side of your muffin tin!
Via: Wilton.

genius-idea:

Another use for the back side of your muffin tin!

Via: Wilton.

Food Parade?

Last night I had a dream that there was a parade or marathon of people wearing food. They were also playing instruments, so I guess it was closer to a parade, but they were moving so fast and chaotically. One person was wearing a vest made of shrimp tempura sewn together, another had bottles of champagne hanging around their neck with glasses attached to their body, one woman was boring and was just holding a tray of cookies. I was so confused. I remember hoping that people were NOT going to eat the food costumes. Although, that shrimp tempura did seem surprisingly appetizing on that round man’s belly…

Vons, be done already. I’m tired of crossing the street to Albertsons.

Vons, be done already. I’m tired of crossing the street to Albertsons.

The Kitchen Virgin: Decadent (flour-less, gluten-free) Chocolate Cake!

thekitchenvirgin:

Ingredients:

12 ounces of semi-sweet Chocolate baking squares, coarsely chopped (or about 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips)

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted Butter, cut into chunks

1 1/2 cups Sugar

6 large Eggs

1 cup Cocoa powder

1/2 tsp Salt

2 tsp Vanilla

For Glaze:

4 ounces of…

(Source: paperpoppystorebywheeliewifee)

…paisley

…paisley

Shh… don’t tell my mom.

Shh… don’t tell my mom.

It has been 5 months and 22 days since poor Frank took a beating. I have been patiently waiting for him to be repaired. I haven’t made one peep (maybe a few quiet ones) about it taking so long. I understand that people have lives and that Frank isn’t exactly priority, but still, when someone says they’re going to do something they should do it. It isn’t even me who’s asking about Frank. It’s everyone else! Which makes me feel worse. Everyday it’s someone different and now The City is asking, “WTF?” I think my neighbors are ______ for complaining. I know he’s an eyesore! No one wants him out of the driveway more than ME. I was completely livid when I saw this notice. I said this was the last straw, but we all know that’s not true. My boundaries never seem to stay put.

It has been 5 months and 22 days since poor Frank took a beating. I have been patiently waiting for him to be repaired. I haven’t made one peep (maybe a few quiet ones) about it taking so long. I understand that people have lives and that Frank isn’t exactly priority, but still, when someone says they’re going to do something they should do it. It isn’t even me who’s asking about Frank. It’s everyone else! Which makes me feel worse. Everyday it’s someone different and now The City is asking, “WTF?” I think my neighbors are ______ for complaining. I know he’s an eyesore! No one wants him out of the driveway more than ME. I was completely livid when I saw this notice. I said this was the last straw, but we all know that’s not true. My boundaries never seem to stay put.

It’s ME

I’ve been recently told that San Diego isn’t giving me problems, I’m giving me problems. Good to know, but I don’t know what mt problems are!

So no running away just yet…

genius-idea:

Another use for the back side of your muffin tin!
Via: Wilton.

genius-idea:

Another use for the back side of your muffin tin!

Via: Wilton.

Food Parade?

Last night I had a dream that there was a parade or marathon of people wearing food. They were also playing instruments, so I guess it was closer to a parade, but they were moving so fast and chaotically. One person was wearing a vest made of shrimp tempura sewn together, another had bottles of champagne hanging around their neck with glasses attached to their body, one woman was boring and was just holding a tray of cookies. I was so confused. I remember hoping that people were NOT going to eat the food costumes. Although, that shrimp tempura did seem surprisingly appetizing on that round man’s belly…

Vons, be done already. I’m tired of crossing the street to Albertsons.

Vons, be done already. I’m tired of crossing the street to Albertsons.

It’s ME
Food Parade?

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